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← Benny & Archie archiveFICTIONAL SATIRE · 2026-11-01

The river pays tuition

Benny & Archie · Triuna Labs

Four-panel Benny and Archie comic. Benny reads Axios reporting that OpenAI wants to call data centers AI compute campuses. Archie jokes about fraternities and all-nighters. Benny notes that some data centers use large amounts of water for cooling. Archie imagines the river receiving a tuition bill.

Behind the joke

Axios reports a proposed OpenAI framing. PNNL describes water demand from data centers generally; it does not measure an OpenAI facility.

The characters and dialogue are fictional. The source links provide context, not proof of every visual detail or joke.